In Yorkshire – to the North York Moors –
its heather, dales and rugged shores.
Backdrop to those telly dramas –
Heartbeat and that soap ‘bout farmers –
destinations for fans’ coach tours.
They’re queuing up – the more mature –
to get a peek at York’s allure,
squint in other peoples parlours.
Betty’s a must. The tea restores
those aching joints and pressure sores.
Sets ‘em up for coastal harbours,
fish and chips and several Cavas.
Then forty winks and gentle snores.