FURY

Can you help me?
Certainly sir
I need something to be furious about
Well as you can see on the shelves
there’s plenty to choose from, sir.
Yes, you always have a good selection at
‘Fury-R-Us’.
Let me see,
Brexit,
Covid,
Johnson,
Hancock,
Fascism.
Spoilt for choice.
The weather
Pollution
Traffic
Litter.
A fulsomeness of furies
Tyson?
Oh, I get it
Your little joke
And that one comes ‘boxed. Very clever.
Will the bus ever come?
Piers Morgan
Road Works
Other drivers.
We do have a buy two get one free offer, sir
No, I must choose just one
or else Fury will take over.
My life would be Fury itself
I would be Fury personified.
I know it will be expensive but
I’ll take Brexit for now.
That should keep me going for a few years.

Malcolm Henshall

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